Today's a special day here.
Today we have another hundredth book count-up!
How insane is that?
And we're no way near done.
In fact, I haven't even scanned all of the books on the third floor.
There's still about a third waiting for me.
Mull on that for a second.
It's ridiculous, right?
Today, in honor of our count up,
I've decided to play one of my favorite games,
the movie game,
wherein I come up with
the genre, the tag line, and the cast
for each cover.
you're more than welcome to play along
in the comments below.
The Wind In the Willows
(No lie, I accidentally typed
The Wine in the Willows there at first.
Now I really want someone to make
The Wine in the Willows a reality.
Just thought you all might like to know about that there.)
"A fashion crime,
the mystery of their adopted parents,
and a gassy medical diagnoses:
the Willows brothers friendship would be tested like never before."
John C. Reilly, John Cho, and and John Cleese star
in this Indie black comedy.
Critics give rave reviews,
acknowledging the strength it took for the actors and directors
to avoid bathroom humor in consideration of the touchy subjects and awkward title.
"They traveled in a pack,
but nothing could prepare them
for what hid inside the hat."
Animaniac's Yakko, Wakko, and Dot reunite for this
big-budget Sci-fi thriller,
featuring a guest appearance by
as The Pumpkin.
"Too many pumpkins,
not enough time."
The culinary thrill ride showcases
Paula Deen and Nigella Lawson
in a creative gastronomic re-imagining of the classic fairytale.
There really are two copies of the exact same book
right next to each other on the shelf.)
"There were only a couple hours left before midnight,
but that was more than enough time to hide the body."
Mindy Kaling stars in this delightful rom-com
about a Saturday night out gone wrong.
Joining her in the cast are:
Betty White as the Fairy Godmother
Hugh Jackman as the Evil Stepfather
Jack McBrayer and Kristen Schall as the Evil Step-Siblings
Aziz Ansari as the Prince
Rainbow Fish to the Rescue!
"In the darkest lagoon,
she was their only hope!"
This poignant documentary follows the political strife surrounding pisciculture
that has roiled waters and incited ichthyological riots.
Re-enacting critical moments from the greater oceanic history,
Sally Field stars as the Rainbow Fish and is supported by
Helen Mirren, Retta, Ginnifer Goodwin, Vivica Fox, Lucy Lui,
Simon Pegg, Jamie Foxx, Lee Pace, Nathan Lane, Don Cheadle, and Martin Freeman,
who all play various background fishes.
Morgan Freeman, of course, narrates.