Book titles that state obvious ideas apparently sell!
If there are any agents out there reading this,
I'm considering writing a series of books
that will apparently be very saleable.
Possible titles include:
Cats Are Fuzzy,
Spilling Hot Beverages On Yourself Hurts,
WRITING ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS IS LIKE SHOUTING,
There Is A Fly In My Office.
Speaking of ideas I have,
I wish Mr. Schultz was still around,
because I have some ideas for an extended version of this next book.
"Love is leaving enough milk for coffee;"
"love is staying up all night watching Doctor Who marathons;"
"love is watching my cat while I'm away;"
"love is telling me when I got chalkboard paint all over my face;"
"love is yelling at me so I stop having a panic attack;"
"love is not getting grossed out when I cut part of my nail off while cooking."
these suggestions might be based on real experiences.
Someone else I would have liked to have met:
I would have asked him for a recipe
for cooking pheasant
with brandy and raisins.
And also to make me a hand-carved caravan.
I don't think Mr. Dahl would have liked me.
I liked this next book.
And I always felt bad for the kids.
For the most part, we tended to have pets growing up.
There were a couple of hamsters,
a few parakeets,
and then the cats.
Now I can't imagine living anywhere without my Phebe cat.
Thus, there is an eight hour car drive with an unhappy cat in my future.
But, let's talk about something I feel very passionately about.
I loved this book as a kid.
I Will Not being seeing the movie version that's coming out.
It looks horrendous.
Mr. Carrey, 20th Century Fox, and everyone else associated with this film
should be ashamed of themselves.