Books 246-250

Seeing as we have one more magazine cover
to start our post off with today
I figured I'd write a couple more headlines.
Hopefully you don't mind me
testing out my Onion Newsish writing skills.


One-armed, one-legged man hover awkwardly over naked women.

Replace your hand with a bar code to speed up shopping and online dating.

Man misses memo; shows up late to nude photo shoot clothed.

I know, I know.
These aren't as good as the last post's headlines.
But look at that cover.
It's boring.
And it's awkward.
There's really not much you can do with it.

Let's forget it ever existed
and move onto something more awkward.

Yes.
More awkward is possible.


Look how freaking creepy that jester dude is.
What is it about game book covers that
often ends up being
awkward,
creepy,
boring looking,
or,
in this case,
all of the above?
I'm going to have to rethink my opinion
of Mr. Shortz
after this.
As for his cover design artist...
no respect.
None.
Ignoring the scary jester,
wtf is up with the random orange circle over the title??!!!

I will admit
I never really got into Saturday Night Live.
I've watched a few clips here and there,
but that's about it.


So,
honestly,
I don't have much to say about this one.
Feel free to discuss among yourselves.

Mr. Trudeau returns.


I think he might currently be our worse repeat offender.
Normally I love his covers and his titles.
This one feels dull.
Maybe he threw it together on an off day.

We end the day with a folder.


I have no clue what this is for.
But it's there on the shelf
so its here in this post.
That's how we do things around here.

On a side note,
I'm not sure why,
but Square Space
seems to be having some difficulties this morning
and the
in the cactus garden
site is down.
Hopefully it'll be back up and running soon,
but until then
I guess things will just be a bit quieter around here.